H1N1 Swine-Flu

Due to the serious nature of the recent outbreak of the H1N1 strand of Swine-Flu, Hesse and Hombre, The loco Legumes are currently under quarantine until further notice.

They are not infected as such, but their care-free life of Going Loco at every opportunity has weakened their immune system and they are of such high importance to the people of Mexico, and the world as a whole, that the authorities thought it prudent to keep them under close medical scrutiny.

Kind regards,

Dr. Margaret Chan,

Leading Representative and Head of The World Health Organisation.

Hombre, Do You Like Being A Legume?

Cheez! Hesse scared me there for a meeneet - had me shaking in my leettle party hat.

Thankfully a teeny beet of Loco got heem back on the straight and narrow!

We're goin' loco all over the web!

Hey Hombres and Hombrettes!

If you need a leettle more Loco in your life than you're already getting, then Tweet weeth us!

Or if you only need to go a teeny bit more loco, you can watch us on YouTube!

Lots of Loco (and tequila!),

Hesse and Hombre :D

P.S: There's a new veedeo coming soon, Homes!

You Wanna Hear a Joke?

Sometimes I rrrreeelly wander about Hombre...I tell heem a leetle joke, and he theenks eetza rrreeel life! Ay ay ay...

Happy loco Birthday, chico seester No.2!

Eetz our OTHER chico seester's birthday, can you believe eet?

And so soon after a loco pinata party for my eldest seester.

Ay carumba!

How are our leettle legume bodies gonna cope weeth all thees partying?

With eeeven MORE partying, of course!

Let's go loco!!!!!!

Happy loco Birthday, chico seester!

Eetz our chico seester's 16th birthday on Tuesday.

So we just want to say Happy Birthday, Hesse and Hombre style!

GO LOOOCO at your party, Fiona!

Woo-man Troubles

Hombre has woo-man troubles, so I try to help heem.

Tell it to heem straight.

Hesse's been messin' wi' ma wooman, so I tell eet to heem straight. Get what I'm sayin', Hesse?

Hey Hesse! Hey Hombre!

We're Hesse an' Hombre, Two Loco Legumes from Meh-jico! We luuurve to dreenk tequila and GO LOCOOO!!! And we want you to join us, Hombres and Hombrettes!