You Wanna Hear a Joke?

Sometimes I rrrreeelly wander about Hombre...I tell heem a leetle joke, and he theenks eetza rrreeel life! Ay ay ay...

Happy loco Birthday, chico seester No.2!

Eetz our OTHER chico seester's birthday, can you believe eet?

And so soon after a loco pinata party for my eldest seester.

Ay carumba!

How are our leettle legume bodies gonna cope weeth all thees partying?

With eeeven MORE partying, of course!

Let's go loco!!!!!!

Happy loco Birthday, chico seester!

Eetz our chico seester's 16th birthday on Tuesday.

So we just want to say Happy Birthday, Hesse and Hombre style!

GO LOOOCO at your party, Fiona!

Woo-man Troubles

Hombre has woo-man troubles, so I try to help heem.

Tell it to heem straight.

Hesse's been messin' wi' ma wooman, so I tell eet to heem straight. Get what I'm sayin', Hesse?

Hey Hesse! Hey Hombre!

We're Hesse an' Hombre, Two Loco Legumes from Meh-jico! We luuurve to dreenk tequila and GO LOCOOO!!! And we want you to join us, Hombres and Hombrettes!