Tell it to heem straight.

Hesse's been messin' wi' ma wooman, so I tell eet to heem straight. Get what I'm sayin', Hesse?

Hey Hesse! Hey Hombre!

We're Hesse an' Hombre, Two Loco Legumes from Meh-jico! We luuurve to dreenk tequila and GO LOCOOO!!! And we want you to join us, Hombres and Hombrettes!